Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

officialbaio:

estudiar….

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dormir.