rad-pax-personal:

Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice* oh no.. 

haikyuuofficial:

*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*

what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

usbdongle:

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

gingerbandfreak:

kissing—razorss:

my chemical romance just signed your blog

clvbpenguin:

d0nn0:

white people be like

this water is too spicy

Make no apology
It’s death or victory