Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice* oh no..
*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money
how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out