whitedad:

*12 year old going through a breakup* i just cant do it anymore

prettycolors:

#d1efde

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

my wife and kids left me
Anonymous

blendedofficial:

Great Question!

BLENDED is the perfect film for the whole family! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

e-dirt:

trans = Too Radical And uNdeniably Sweet

cis = Creep In Shit

ye

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

radarsaturn:

ghost aka a guy with a problem

perchu:

im alive but only ironically